Weird Al Davis vs. Lane Kiffin

I mean, come on, Al vs. Lane? That’s a no brainer.

Lol. (By the way, UvT will continue to get stronger as we continue to master these silly web tools, ok? This shit is like when the Evil Empire was finishing off that Death Star. Bout to really demonstrate our power, blow some shit up!)

Here’s why I side with Al Davis here and like I said, it wasn’t even close:

1. Al’s speech was hot.

First of all, I don’t know where that accent comes from, but I like it. “Da Raidahs” just sounds right. Then that “I’m dismissing him with cause” was really hot rhetoric, irrespective of the facts surrounding their business relationship.

Say what you want, but hittin any cat, much less young Lane, with that real boss man, “punk, you aint gone get paid and YES, I’m aware of your legal rights as well as MINE as your employer. Now beat it.” Hey, call me a dick, but I just like shit like that. But then again, I did always root for the villains when I used to watch the cartoons as a kid. Lol. But Old Mayne Al didn’t stop there:

“Then Lane asked me, ‘does that mean I don’t git paid’ and I said, “that’s what it means”. haaaaa Whoooooo we. Wow and all this was said during a press conference! Dead up for all to hear. There was more, “I realized that you did not want to draft DeMarcus Russell” I mean, dude, Al went HARD at Lane.

Holy shit!

2. Lane’s name invalidates his fitness to lead men on any field.

Sorry, but dude’s name is “Lane” which is a fine name for a dude sippin on a sensitive spot of tea, but not exactly what you want for your head coach. lol. Sorry, homey (and I’m speaking to another famous Lane I know well right now) but you know it’s true.

I know, I know, cats named Reed, Blaine, Sage, Chord, Dane and yes, even LAKE, are hard as shit, made for that gridiron. I know…ha.

3. Lane kept talking about what his wife thought in his response to Al’s accusations.

Your wife? What, your daughter wasn’t available for comment? I don’t give a hot damn what your boo wifey has to say about your failure to meet your contractual obligation as head football coach erer Al Davis’ alleged lies.

Though I do appreciate how his lady has kept it sexy slim with two kiddies in tow. Definitely Milf’d out. But is it too much to ask mothers to put some shoes on their kids? Lil girl is looking like Britney coming back from a Starbucks/long dack bender. Anyway, why is this cat talking about what his wife knows?

It’s not like she’s in the huddle. It’s not like she’s at team meetings. This aint intramurals! I mean, she only knows what you tell her.

Meaning, it’s a Lil Wayne special, ie. “Like a bitch with no ass she aint got shit!“ Ya dig?

4. He’s Al Davis, you’re not.

Ok, Al may dress up like your once hipster grandpa, may have the neck piece, teeff-a-sis and hair style of Mumrah, the Ever Living — wait, let me just say that I am a big Mumrah guy and because I am, he’s about to get top billing on this site.

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Peep how hot Mumrah came out each show. I mean, if the Raiders had some of that Al Davis/Mumrah spirit, they’d probably be above .500. Intern, run my shit!

Meaning he shouldn’t have ever gotten that job to begin with, he performed terribly and worst of all, the more he talks the worse you feel about his general competence. Which brings us to my finally issue with Lane:

5. Lane looks soft as all hell.

Come on. This cat just looks like a lil bitch. Ha. It’s just as plain as that. And I mean that in all sincerity. Homey does not look like a head coach and it’s not just because of his age. I mean, stop using the magic shave.

Put something in your head and not on it.

And just stand up straight and look the damn part! All soft and shit. This cat looks like some high school coordinator or something, not the Head Coach of the legendary Oakland Raiders!!! Geez.

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In closing, this post should serve as my open letter to young Lane Kiffin. Lane, football is a game played by men. Toughen up, stop crying on the tv like a lil beeyatch, know your role, tuck in that bottom lip, pull up them shoes and take your medicine like a man! Besides, you got $4 million over two years which was probably $3,900,000 more than you deserved. Just play it cool and cry your ass to the bank, ok?

I know, you’re scared that Al is going to run you out of the league and fail to pay you the balance of your contract. But let’s face it, that’s probably where you should be anyway. Still, calling a Hall of Fame legend a “liar” aint helping anything homey. Al may be crazy, but he’s a legitimate cat. You’re anything but. Know you role and shut your mouth.

Lane Kiffin Reacts To Al Davis Death

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis was one of the most well respected and influential figures of the modern NFL. He helped shape the league into what it was today, but he was not without his clashes. He was a bold and aggressive owner, who did what he wanted and how he wanted to do it. He's one of the most successful owners the league has ever seen, but he's also made some huge blunders. Even when he made his blunders, Davis was still bullish about them. Davis had previously hired two young coaches in John Madden and Jon Gruden in their early thirties, and he took another swing with a young Lane Kiffin.

Some may remember Lane Kiffin's stint as the head coach of the Oakland Raiders. Kiffin was not a fan of first round draft pick quarterback Jamarcus Russell, but Al Davis was. There was a big back and forth through the media between Davis and Kiffin, and during the press conference in which Kiffin was fired Davis said, "I couldn't go on with the propaganda and lies anymore."

Kiffin, now the head coach at Southern California, issued this statement to the Los Angeles Times on Davis' passing:

Davis was so transcendent throughout the league, that even people you would think should hate him, respected him for what he was.

Al Davis Lane Pictures

BREAKING NEWS : AL DAVIS LANE DEAD

Richest Women in The World – 2011

10. Wu Yajun

Unbeknown-st to many people, they are born wealthy and don’t have to earn their place among the list of richest persons of the world. There are others who have to work their way through to get the top a respectable position among the list world’s richest persons. Wu Yajun is among the second group who, from 1984 to 1988, worked at the Qianwei Meter Factory. From 1988 to 1993, Madam Wu worked as a journalist and editor with the China Shirong News Agency. After a lot of struggle she happened to be the Chairperson and Chief Executive Officer of Longfor Properties Co., Ltd in September 2005. At the age of 47 her net worth is $5.5 Billion and she is a citizen of China. She is married and I must say that her Mister is really a lucky person to have such a wife.

9. Georgina Rinehart

She was born at St John’s, Perth, Western Australia on 9 February 1954. She is the Chairman of Hancock Prospecting. She is a widow with four children and has a net worth of $9 Billion at the age of 57 years. Georgina is the richest woman in Australia.

8. Maria-Elisabeth and Georg Schaeffler

Maria-Elisabeth and Georg Schaeffler are the owners of the Schaeffler Group, world’s largest producers of roller bearing. They are the nationals of Germany and the net worth of Maria-Elisabeth is around $9.8 Billion.

7. Jacqueline Mars

Born on October 10, 1940, Jacqueline Badger Mars is the daughter of Forrest Edward Mars and granddaughter of Frank C. Mars. Both Edward and Frank were the founders of the American candy company Mars and her share in the company makes her worth $10 Billion. She is presently 71 years of age. I wish I could ask her for a carton of Mars chocolate. It is my little brother’s favorite one…

6. Abigail Johnson

Her full name is Abigail Pierrepont Johnson and is an American businesswoman born on December 19, 1961. She is the President of the Fidelity Investments Personal and Workplace Investing. At present, at the age of 49 her net worth is around $11.3 Billion

5. Savitri Jindal

She is an Indian steel baroness and ranks at number 44 in the world’s richest person countdown. She was born on 20^th March, 1950 and is the Non-executive chairperson of the Jindal Steel and Power limited and JSW steel. She is also a member of the Haryana Vidhan Sabha. At present, at the age of 61 her net worth is $13.2 Billion.

4. Anne Cox Chambers

She was born on December 1, 1919 and is a media proprietor. She owns Cox enterprises, a privately held media empire that encompasses newspapers, television, radio, cable television and many others. At present, her age is 92 years and her net worth is $13.4 Billion.

3. Birgit Rausing & family

This woman, Birgit Rausing, was born in 1924 and owes her fortune to her father-in-law as he was the founder of the Tetra Pak which revolutionized the packaging concept of liquids around the world. She inherited this fortune in 2000 after the death of her husband. Currently, her age is 87 and her net worth is around $14 Billion.

2. Liliane Bettencourt

She is a French businesswoman and is the principal shareholder of L’Oreal. She inherited all her fortune in 1957 and is the wealthiest woman in Europe. She is the only child of Eugene Schuellerm and is presently 88 years of age having a daughter also. Her net worth is around $23.5 Billion.

1. Christy Walton

I guess we all have heard about the Wal-Mart and Christy owns that. Christy Walton inherited a fortune of $15.7 billion from her late husband John T. Walton after his death in 2005. Wal-Mart has got around 5100 stores. The net worth of Christy is $26.5 Billion in present terms at the age of 56.

Best Cartoon Series of All Time

Cartoons are the best thing of your life, no matter what age group you are in, what mood you have or hat ever you are doing, they can easily make you laugh by their funny acts and chases, they can quiet down a crying baby, and they can stop the little monsters from destroying your home apart. They are the best part of your life!

There are cartoons which you never forget and whenever you watch them again, you feel the same enthusiasm that you felt years ago. Those blue creature cartoons and the tom and jerry series, those flint stone cartoons and many more! I still remember them and they were so classic!
So guys here we present a list of top 10 best Cartoon Series of All time.

10. Beavis and Butt-head

This was an American cartoon series and this was aired in 1993 to 1997. The story is about two rock/metal loving boys who were in no supervision at home. The basic comedy in this series is about the lack of conventional values. I must say it is still awesome.

9. Animaniacs

These cartoon are the mixture of cartoon violence and wackiness! These are kind of educational cartoons that are based on different subjects for kids. These were aired in 1993 to 1998.

8. Futurama

This is an American Sci-Fi cartoon and is created by the same person who created Simpsons. This is present in the Guinness World Record book as the highest critically Acclaimed Animated Series.

7. South Park

This was aired in 1997 and is running still on the TV, this series was basically made for mature people. It is famous for its dark humor on a wide range of topics.

6. SpongeBob Square Pants

This is about the SpongeBob and his friends from the underwater city called “Bikini Bottom”. This is one of the nickelodeon’s highest rated cartoons.

5. FlintStones

This one is also an animated sitcom and it displays the stone-age life of man with his family and friends. I think Joseph Barbera has done an awesome job!

4. Tom and Jerry

This one is my favorite! This hilarious cartoon with the love and war of both Tom and Jerry is totally amazing. The chases and the fun they do together is unforgettable. You watch the same cartoon over an over again and you are never bored.

3. King of the Hill

This one has the humor in a more realistic manner; it was aired in 2009 and is running up till now.

2. The Simpsons

These are classic cartoons, presenting the “YELLOW” people from 1989 up till today. This is influence of adult oriented cartoons that displays the life of Americans.

1. Looney Tunes

These are the most popular and most widely seen cartoons all over the world. These cartoons gave rise to many other cartoon characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Porky Pig, Elmer Fudd, Sylvestor, Speedy Gonales, Tweety, Taz, Road runner and many more. These are such a great cartoon series I must say!

Hottest and Most Successful Female Teen Celebrities

Here we have the TIP TOP TEN most talented, hottest and successful teen celebrities, who managed to achieve fame and success in such a young age.
Let us take a look on them!

10. Emma Roberts

This young lady is niece of Julia Roberts; she is a superb teen actress. Movies like Nancy Drew and Aquamarine are fantastic. She basically does three jobs a singer plus song writer, actress and designer. Emma has started her career in 2001 and up till now she is doing better day by day.

9. Taylor Momsen

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All of the Gossip Girl fans, Jenny Humphrey stands as the 9th hottest and most talented teen star. This young lady was born on 26th July, 1993; she is an actress, musician and model. She also has a band called THE PRETTY RECKLESS. She started her career in 1997.

8. Kristen Stewart

This lady has got the fame in no time! She is so gorgeous and so talented, the twilight saga has been her major hit and the role which was given to her was no doubt perfect for her. She was born on 9th April, 1990; she started her career in 1999 and is doing great!

7. Selena Gomez

She is such a beautiful, charming and sometimes really funny! She was born on 22nd July, 1992; she is an actress plus a singer. She is doing the Wizards of Waverly Place series, acted in Another Cinderella Story and Princess Protection Program. This lady is seriously talented and got some sexy looks that you will die for!

6. Taylor Swift

She is the music star! The curly blonde hairs with perfect blue eyes, doesn’t she look like a doll? Well, she was born on 13th December, 1989 and is a singer plus song writer, musician and an actress. She started her career in 2006 and is really popular among the music fans these days.

5. Blake Lively

She is really HOT! And after the role of SERENA WANDERWOODSON in Gossip Girl; she has become the heart throb of more guys. She was born on 25th August, 1987 and started her career in 1998 and then there was a pause and she rejoined in 2005. She also did the movies like Accepted and The Sisterhood of Travelling Pants.

4. Hayden Panettiere

This sexy and blonde young teen star is seriously adorable. Her exquisite and elegant style is very beautiful. She was born on 21st August, 1989 and started her career in 1994. She is a singer and an actress

3. Emma Watson

Remember the first two Harry Potter parts when this lady was a curly haired, intelligent child with those cute baby looks; well guys that baby looking girl is now turned to the most sensual, elegant and stunning young lady. The role of Hermoine Granger suited her perfectly. She was born on 15th April, 1990 and started her career in 2001. She is studying now days in Brown University and will be back for the second part of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows.

2. Vanessa Hudgens

This lady can sing, dance and act, you all can know this after watching the High School Musical series. She was born on 14th December, 1988 and started her career in 2002. She also worked in movies like Bandslam and TV series like Drake and Josh, Still Standing etc.

1. Miley Cyrus

Hannah Montana aka Miley Cyrus, this lady is at the top! She was born on 23rd November, 1992 and started her career in 2001. She is a young pop artist plus an actress. She is the teen idol of every young girl, from songs to the style; she is the most talented young woman

Funny Movies in 2011 – 2012

Funny Movies in 2010

10: Diary of a Wimpy Kid – Rodrick Rules:

Another movie for young kids, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules is a sequel to 2010 movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid. Zachary Gordon reprises his role of Greg Heffley along with Robert Capron, Devon Bostick and Rachel Harris.

9. No Strings Attached:

Ashton Kutcher paired with Natalie Portman in this romantic comedy film in which they both made agreement of having a casual sex without falling in love.

8. Your Highness:

Your Highness is fantasy comedy movie starring Academy Award winner Natalie Portman, Academy Award Nominee James Franco, Danny McBride and Rasmus Hardiker. The revolves around the two brother Thadeous( McBride) and Fabious(Franco) who are very lazy warriors.

7. The Dilemma:

The Dilemma is also one of the must watch funny movie of 2011 starring Vince Vaughn, Kevin James, Winona Ryder, Jennifer Conelly, Queen Latifah and Channing Tatum.

6. Hall Pass:

Owen Wilson teams up Jason Sudeikis in Hall Pass and are given week off from their marriage by their wives to do what ever they want in one week. Hall Pass is very good comedy movie for the adult audience and one the funniest in 2011.

5. Just Go With It:

Once again Adam Sandler delivered the comedy film that will make u laugh continuously for 2 hours. This film also stars Jennifer Aniston and Brooklyn Decker and it is a must watch comedy film of 2011.

4. The Hangover 2:

Well they are back. After shaking Las Vegas upside down, they are kicking it at Bangkok for Stu’s wedding. This crazy and funny ride features all the actors from 1^st part with Jamie Chung being the new entry.

3. Rio:

Another computer animated movie which is also one of the funniest movies of 2011. The movie follows a adventure of two last remaining species of macaw Blu voiced by Jesse Eisenberg and Jewel voiced by Anne Hathaway. It is a comedy film if you want to watch with the family.

2. Rango:

A computer animated film tells the story of a pet chameleon named Rango voiced by Johnny Depp who accidentally ends up in a Mojave Desert. This movie is full of fun and comic sequence that will make you engage for at least 2 hours.

1. Horrible Bosses

What a great movie, one of the best comedy films where everyone has played the role perfectly, Three horrible bosses who are being planned to be murdered by three employees, One of the must watch film